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很经典的笑话,句句经典。有木有?

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1.这婆婆真乃神人,奥巴马都能说得顺溜,人才
2.果断放火,看他们笑得出来
3.……谁能告诉我答案是什么
4.我们学校最少20人,还没见过个位数的
5.感觉上了大学,杀气就少了不少,人变得圆滑了好多
6.人才啊,他就不会放厕所里?小偷尿急了还会上个厕所,还能要挟回来电脑
7.我觉得,英语绝对是第四难的
9.他干嘛不一脚踹飞了它?
10.难道是要安乐死吗?
11.牛,完美的中英结合,小生佩服
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  • liushilide 金币 +5 回复认真 2011-4-24 22:43

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