你造吗?这是2014年最后一个周末啦,又到了发这张图的时间了↓ ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/119babda716a2255efb9_size22_w397_h385.jpg)
“你好,2015对我好一点。”“14年再见,15年你好”然后一定要配一张嗲嗲的自拍照 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/1a122473ade334c006ce_size85_w440_h626.jpg)
遇到这种情况,我们可以发这张图来反击他们:2014年痛殴了你一顿,就别指望2015年对你好一点了 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/514a9423c37c482caa12_size64_w440_h436.jpg)
形而上学,魂已放假。(@两色风景嘎) ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/7eab26d4a790c107aeca_size5_w114_h153.jpg)
年底最后一场撕逼战,非常精彩,不容错过 王思聪大战一步之遥,先是王思聪在微博抱怨《一步之遥》拍得烂,然后片方反击“他也看得出,这片子就在说暴发户”,然后《一步之遥》的官方微博将王思聪PS成“武七”海报,暗讽他是暴发户,然后王思聪就急了,怒爆国骂“CNM”,今天中午,王思聪再发微博说PS海报是人身攻击,很丢脸,片方再回应:“CNM”三字还你…… ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/0aa48e3410b24c1f7cae_size13_w324_h70.jpg)
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这事儿给人的感觉是这样的,王思聪VS《一步之遥》↓ ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/7a703cc03fc90f4da62d_size582_w360_h137.gif)
为什么手机是静音模式,却能听到声音?我都会看唇语了吗! ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/740c360a26340c011f82_size42_w440_h440.jpg)
听到这话,一步剧组的人炸了窝了,大家议论纷纷,导演说:哈哈,他说操我妈。编剧骂道:滚,明明是操我妈。制片哭了:难道不能操我妈?(@brave咸咸) ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/4453c83cc9ecdc04232e_size17_w246_h225.jpg)
网友纷纷回复:大家后退,我才是一步之遥imax3d的妈! ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/e1154df829fcfac37e09_size11_w198_h186.jpg)
王思聪你也就是个富二代,你以为电影院你家开的啊,还轮得到你来骂?有本事你让电影院下映啊! ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/66f6c6e5c726e15f475d_size10_w263_h132.jpg)
“买!买!买!”的最佳英文翻译应该是“Mine!Mine!Mine!”,再翻译成中文就是“老子的!老子的!都尼玛是老子的!”(@颜艺大叔) ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/a211c8941d251a633bad_size31_w440_h329.jpg)
【逛街血拼23分钟后 会理智丧失,乱买东西!】研究指出,一般人在购物23分钟后,大脑理性估价的能力就会下降,逐渐失去理智。只要一见特价,就会立即进入失心疯状态乱买东西!解决方法是可以每隔半小时停下来喝杯咖啡…… ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/4e950b18d4adbb28a55a_size28_w440_h330.jpg)
做研究的人是咖啡店派来的吧?居然想引诱丧失理智的顾客进店,刚买买买完,又要被咖啡店宰,咖啡店不要脸! ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/93980eace9787014abd1_size42_w440_h440.jpg)
没钱人表示时时刻刻都很理智,唯一解决此问题的方法是穷! ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/f0d473c70446c3d24ffc_size3_w100_h105.jpg)
刚才在网上买东西,突然跳出来一个问卷,我心想反正也没事儿,那就答答看吧~“第一题:今年的圣诞节您是与情侣一起度过的吗?A.是 B.不是” →我选“B”→ “问卷到此结束,感谢您的配合。” ……感觉经受了2014年度最惨无人道的打击。(@小野妹子学吐槽) ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/7f6fae7300d52962c55c_size3_w120_h120.jpg)
怎么不是跟情侣一起度过的?出去吃饭,旁边桌是情侣;看电影,两边坐着的是情侣;逛街,身边更是有无数对。所以你应该选A。(@城外有座山上有座庙里有个小尼姑) ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/438097a6a9af0fb6e9d6_size87_w267_h750.jpg)
其实出卷子的人有时也很无奈,明明选“不是”后,就已经没有调查价值了,但是有时会为了考虑答题人的面子,硬想几个问题继续问下去,明明已经没兴趣了解了……活着好累 ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/4821758525eff146a7c6_size32_w440_h418.jpg)
【司机醉驾被查语出惊人:心中有佛,喝酒不会出车祸】前日晚,湖北房县警方查获一名酒驾司机,现场检测酒精浓度达97mg/100ml。面对交警询问,这名司机满口港腔:“我是喝酒了啦,但是,我信佛啊,我心中有佛,开车当然也不会出车祸啦!”经医院抽血检测,该司机系醉驾。 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/d46815bc69a89c132c41_size30_w434_h273.jpg)
光心中有佛不行,脑袋里还得有屎。 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/ae32ca8045046db64edf_size24_w386_h257.jpg)
既然心中有佛,施主为何不去西天拜佛呢?这些话要亲自去和佛祖说的。 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/3b52134596b72cbf14e0_size36_w440_h474.jpg)
佛曰:老子啥时候说过这话?我特么什么时候让你喝酒了! ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/c4064ab3be5ee37a6198_size32_w440_h370.jpg)
【实拍碰瓷女被机智司机躲过】近日,一段碰瓷未遂的视频在网上热传:画面中,汽车正行驶时一位大姐突然拄拐冲到车前。但是,机智的司机立刻停车,留她尴尬的站在路上……司机不断跟大姐说:我有行车记录仪,你找其他人吧! 视频链接 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/a66d81a79545a1d42418_size39_w440_h559.jpg)
气氛有点尴尬,大姐业务太不熟练了,起跑时间有点早,应该是抢拍,演技也不合格,建议将这位大姐回炉重练! ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/98902ccd163f6b7575e2_size13_w212_h220.jpg)
大姐应该当场倒下,然后跟警察蜀黍说:他汽车刹车的气流把我弄伤了! ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/2e072409fb8afcbc6588_size43_w290_h289.jpg)
气流太强啦,13号线带你装逼带你飞~ 今天早晨北京地铁13号线某列车的门关不上了,于是……↓ ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/64ce3ae722e9b0c21038_size39_w433_h543.jpg)
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开~往城市边缘开~把车门都摇下来~用速度换一点痛快~ ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/363aed92894050442fdd_size69_w460_h613.jpg)
最后一个工作日,2块钱你买不了吃亏,2块钱你买不了上当,只需2块,您就可以在千万豪车里感受开车兜风的乐趣! ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/7969b0cb1e8646820481_size34_w337_h600.jpg)
全线地铁以故障的方式喜迎票价上涨,看来再不涨价就没钱修车了! ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/22f7310f990319c7f582_size84_w610_h600.jpg)
铁道少女Cosplay现身南宁东至广州南首发动车!(@南宁铁路) ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/c8ef6bb8c4b51f361582_size72_w439_h1272.jpg)
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说明一下:她们COS的是国人创作的《天朝铁道少女》,就是把动车高铁各型号的列车都萌化拟人了一遍,然后这次是作品的cosplay ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/e0917d7671eb6ec6ca0f_size23_w354_h287.jpg)
岛国一位网友说吃拌面时加入一个生鸡蛋搅拌,美味度会直线上升十倍↓ ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/fd49085070e53c1c3128_size288_w440_h1892.jpg)
叮咚~ 失去生鸡蛋X1 获得寄生虫X100 ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/ed2e78266cc5d41d19af_size52_w383_h424.jpg)
大家也要记住了,日本吃的生鸡蛋都是无菌鸡蛋,不过这种东西目前在中国还不普及,所以吃鸡蛋暂时还得熟了再吃 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/c59006a93cff1237ec7f_size47_w420_h457.jpg)
姑娘,你这叫做“胖”↓(@眼睛长在屁股上) ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/e0bbbb5b3e603620b33c_size101_w440_h1816.jpg)
我也是,二十多年了一直水肿,而且吃得越多肿的越厉害呢,烦死了 ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/7fc8f3203ed4ebd7d38c_size51_w334_h541.jpg)
胖的新托辞:我就是容易水肿,睡少了水肿,睡多了水肿,吃少了水肿,吃多了水肿,反正你见我的时候,我就在水肿。 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/967fef73db37f687980b_size71_w440_h657.jpg)
【女子打包带菜回家被指丢面子 被丈夫关门外一夜】安徽的程女士与人聚餐,点了近30道菜。散席时,程女士觉得有的菜没动筷子,丢掉很可惜,就打包带了几个菜回家。不料回家后,丈夫说她在同学面前现丑,抱起程女士搁到了门外,程女士就在门口坐了一夜…… ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/21520fd2d339279c225d_size19_w100_h100.gif)
越穷越自卑,浪费本身很可耻,浪费才丢脸。 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/c5d81777371467c31c01_size41_w524_h630.jpg)
不过聚餐还是尽量不要打包了,尤其还是对方请客的时候…… ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/21db89a762589b57db48_size38_w496_h306.jpg)
你男朋友是不是傻? 【女子平安夜为显身材穿着单薄冻成“面瘫”】为了在男友面前秀身材,22岁的王丽在-4℃的平安夜,穿着薄薄的毛衣和裙子就出去约会了。熬夜逛街吹了一晚上寒风后,第二天早上起床发现自己脸部麻木,嘴角歪斜、眼睛闭不拢,不停流口水,话都说不出来。医生说是被冻成了面瘫 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/f90292918d9371bcfd5f_size22_w161_h161.jpg)
女为悦己者瘫,男友也真是,不知道给披件衣服么? ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/de9b15fcda38aed45244_size66_w630_h630.jpg)
根据“相由心生”的理论,可能女子瘫的不止是面,可能脑子…… ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/3f54d5f5c7a85e03f3db_size37_w450_h675.jpg)
仰慕已久的女神在饭店酒喝多了,跑到外面树旁呕吐却怎么也吐不出来,她俯下身子刚想往嘴里伸手指抠,被恰好路过此处的我及时阻止,责备她:怎么可以用这种方式催吐?这多不卫生啊!还是看我一眼吧。(@纳兰无羁) ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/070bf953d3f149325c3f_size33_w446_h600.jpg)
这位女演员叫 Talulah Riley,长得漂亮身材也很好对不对?影视圈漂亮姑娘很多,但她嫁的男人叫 Elon Musk。2010 年初有消息说她准备去加州理工读量子物理。同年,她和 Elon Musk 结了婚。以 Elon Musk 的身份,选择太多了,最终却被她搞定。这妞要是真爱量子物理也就罢了,如果不是,那心机可就深了。(@tombkeeper) ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/907d0efa6369de2db98c_size63_w440_h637.jpg)
心机深不深我知道,反正胸肌是挺深的。 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/6aa2b41808d2a3d02ad5_size32_w393_h600.jpg)
她们男朋友也太猛了 【2高中女生爆口角 双方男友约架30人火拼】几月前,南京南湖公园里上演了一场真实版的古惑仔,双方30余人街头火拼。而这场打斗的“带头大哥”竟然是两名高中女生,这两名高中生在网帖下跟评论时,发生争吵,后来演变成年人身攻击,双方男友知道女友被欺负后,便约了架。 ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/438eeeb3414eaefe6d97_size109_w460_h982.jpg)
妈蛋儿,一眼看成两女生的30多名男友火并 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/442bbe494148d1470cd7_size35_w215_h200.jpg)
有男友就了不起?还好我高中没和人约架,单身狗就是没底气 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/59871326138b31097bfb_size19_w350_h221.jpg)
【我有特别的吐槽技巧】 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/e36bc089179166a0471b_size77_w440_h1528.jpg)
本期 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/5fede50761aae006c0d3_size35_w438_h365.jpg)
【囧图养性】 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/8546bb4e156308c8a13e_size61_w603_h518.jpg)
……这张图当初让我多开心,我现在的心理阴影面积就有多大 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/fe979bdd4791392ef299_size51_w625_h364.jpg)
12月26日早八点,我家邻居已经把圣诞树扔了……人情冷暖,树态炎凉 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/d76fde8eaa8b14c56ee8_size18_w440_h241.jpg)
get√ ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/0f9333a0df7ed64e679d_size90_w614_h775.jpg)
二次元好恐怖! ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/b19af76b607b9e59f606_size65_w593_h595.jpg)
就这么任性 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/9f9990cb6c8fdfd1d760_size53_w487_h655.jpg)
妈妈亲手为我织的圣诞毛衣,我太喜欢了 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/f6802e1f4afc10e92751_size29_w460_h345.jpg)
买了一些装礼物的旧盒子,大家收到礼物一定很高兴 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/0bacb447c36e709395ce_size55_w433_h411.jpg)
男人就是这么专一 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/5aeb4b09b410d375f9ef_size54_w620_h604.jpg)
披萨王 ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/a74688e9ff180bbf33b2_size89_w620_h706.jpg)
我才是披萨王 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/6f2dcabfd99f76a92751_size32_w469_h299.jpg)
三傻大闹火车道 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/5f5bd0d58f4f46d11071_size68_w424_h500.jpg)
沙迦:对不起,信佛 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/e9999ad6289737977e88_size131_w440_h675.jpg)
圣诞快乐史丹利 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/b4010fdc9007962638d1_size108_w440_h765.jpg)
史上最强四次元战士 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/407c99549d706867410b_size75_w502_h659.jpg)
送给老爸的圣诞节礼物~~~~黑武士和光剑 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/306a9b25154534401bf0_size42_w589_h576.jpg)
送给老婆的圣诞节礼物~~~一个吸尘器 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/bd2f087977c939bbd395_size57_w423_h511.jpg)
搪瓷洗手池,复古风,文青范儿 ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/d8dca886559fa5744180_size59_w572_h808.jpg)
找了一天电视遥控器 ![](http://y0.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/d18ef3c874129d1ca934_size46_w495_h533.jpg)
我还找了一天乐高积木呢! ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/2f2c9619c55f0948f634_size58_w494_h576.jpg)
现原形吧变形金刚 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/84f4b503b1c003f4ea31_size39_w440_h330.jpg)
作为一个学校食堂你这样真的好吗?! 【愚蠢的地球人】 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/2bd7a7ddedcecfd8d087_size71_w545_h544.jpg)
“平安夜,我吃了这小丫头的姜饼屋”“我就这么看着” ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/1d6609a0907ae54cf217_size71_w534_h442.jpg)
爸爸love you爸爸love you ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/02d55eda8abdf577d928_size85_w493_h495.jpg)
我们才是真爱父子档 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/c10c591fabab58344f37_size60_w557_h715.jpg)
壁鹿电视 听说你们都喜欢上墙? ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/5f984355487a87542bd9_size51_w574_h458.jpg)
海狗! ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/52ddffbeb7bad6556950_size61_w521_h726.jpg)
我还没插电,圣诞树怎么就亮了? ![](http://y1.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/2198cc3b3f8bc795b901_size47_w581_h441.jpg)
我家猫就是这么等我女票回家的 ![](http://y2.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/0d3dca0422b054cad6f5_size33_w440_h320.jpg)
我在遛狗不是狗在遛我,我讲真! 【条图条漫】 ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/ad4f62ac4da025f6d66e_size88_w768_h2624.jpg)
40岁以后的嘿咻…… ![](http://y3.ifengimg.com/ifengimcp/pic/20141226/bf8ec3d4a0a5aa07c3d0_size192_w640_h4480.jpg)
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